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(440): View more from Ohio

im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs

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(440): im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs http://tfl.nu/wg4t

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I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.

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(804): I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work. http://tfl.nu/4b6j

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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty

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smooth operator

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(718): he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty (917): smooth operator http://tfl.nu/2sej

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DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.

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(519): DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS. http://tfl.nu/77gw

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(516): View more from New York

The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.

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(516): The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone. http://tfl.nu/jz14

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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

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(815): Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer? http://tfl.nu/917w

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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.

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(864): The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up. http://tfl.nu/edto

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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?

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(513): Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket? http://tfl.nu/gja3

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?

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(847): HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT? http://tfl.nu/wczu

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what customs doesn't know wont hurt them

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(667): what customs doesn't know wont hurt them http://tfl.nu/bm46

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(845): View more from New York

Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way

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(845): Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way http://tfl.nu/6bq1

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(925): View more from California

Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities

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(925): Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities http://tfl.nu/6vqv

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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him

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(519): he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him http://tfl.nu/dkoo

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The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.

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(314): The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons. http://tfl.nu/mw2s

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He better not be in your backpack

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(707): He better not be in your backpack http://tfl.nu/rf3m

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