I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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