its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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