Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
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I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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