We're like a lot better than the average bears
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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