so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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