She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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