Dual....:-)
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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