We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
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I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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