so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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