If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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