In the future we'll all be gay
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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