you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
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So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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