Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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