You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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