i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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