lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
His hands were made for my vagina.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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