my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
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