The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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