2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
being pregnant is like rehab
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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