My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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