That's when you crack a 10am beer
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
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Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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