Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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