erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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