I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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