honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize