i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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