You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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