I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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