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im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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