Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
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i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
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Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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