No subtext here. People are naked.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
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My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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