I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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