Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
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I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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