So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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