Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
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this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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