She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
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She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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