Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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