THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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