Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I don't think brook has ever known best
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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