how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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