i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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