everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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