okay pat passed out under dana's car
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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