are you still at the devil's house?
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
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we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
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