Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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I will be naked everywhere
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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