I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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