I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize