$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
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You need a sexual gate keeper
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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