What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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